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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:17

No way
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Yes, You Can Change Outfits In Nightreign , But Not At First - Kotaku
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.