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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do singers use Autotune when performing live? If so, why is it not noticeable on TV shows and other live performances?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Common Diabetes Drug Linked to 'Exceptional Longevity' in Women - ScienceAlert

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Still no good

Trump Biopic ‘The Apprentice’ Dominates Politically-Charged Canadian Screen Awards - The Hollywood Reporter

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

The Rubin Observatory found 2,104 asteroids in just a few days. It could soon find millions more - Space

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon Sees Bond Market Crack — Why And What To Do - Forbes

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Why paracetamol – one of the world’s most common painkillers – works - The Jerusalem Post

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Yes, You Can Change Outfits In Nightreign , But Not At First - Kotaku

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

A Massive Particle Blasted Through Earth and Scientists Think It Might Be The First Detection of Dark Matter - ZME Science

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

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